Recipe for Making an Amigo

Add:

•       1 adventurous spirit
•       1 heart of gold
•       2 quarts of love
•       1 cup full of smiles
•       2 eyes for seeing need
•       1 mind for making a better tomorrow
•       2 hands for reaching out to others
•       2 legs for walking door-to-door
•       1 iron stomach
•       ½ cup Lomotil (just in case)
•       2 tablespoons of insanity
•       1 pinch of Spanish

Mix during five long months of training. Top with one plane flight. Let bake for four weeks in a Latin American country. Then remove. This gives you one fantastic Amigo!  You will have sensational results with multiple batches.